These fine fashion statements, available in limited quantities, are not available for purchase. Nope, can't buy one if your life depended on it. Let me repeat that - you can't buy one, we're not selling them.
You can, however, upon donation of $20 to the CF equipment fund, find yourself sporting the sassiest fashion statement on the planet as a token of our appreciation for your investment in expanding our workout capabilities. Next equipment purchase is pullup bars. They ain't cheap. Neither are you, bucko.
Give generously to this good cause and find yourself quite the dapper and pulchritudinous charmer. Cash is appreciated, checks can be made to "Strong Medicine" and please notate "equipment fund" on your check.
Thanks!!
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